May 27, 2012

today

kinda of sucked. my mom said “oh hey i got you guys a turtle.” i got really happy then she changed her mind. so i tried to win one and failed so bad that these japanese kids were laughing at me. Now im gonna watch Indie Movies cuz ima hipster.

May 27, 2012 • 10,816 notes • tastefullyoffensive

(via to-causing-gay-commotion)

May 27, 2012 • 40,630 notes • oreobear
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
May 27, 2012 • 41,042 notes • sirensonthewater

littlefuckinglesbian:

omgg

May 27, 2012 • 8,538 notes • alwaysfan

littlefuckinglesbian:

lollll

May 27, 2012 • 19,086 notes • yesiknowiamtall

yesiknowiamtall:

girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch

(via littlefuckinglesbian)

May 26, 2012

Watched Game Change and almost ALMOST felt bad for Mrs.Palin almost

May 26, 2012 • 1 note • logeybear21

Rick Davis: Listen, I too wish that the American people would choose the future Abraham Lincoln or Thomas Jefferson, but unfortunately, that’s not the way it works anymore. Now it takes movie-star charisma to get elected President, and Obama and Palin, that’s what they are - they’re stars.

Steve Schmidt: Primary difference being Sarah Palin can’t name a Supreme Court decision, whereas Barack Obama was a constitutional law professor.

Game Change (HBO)
May 26, 2012 • 2 notes • okaymorganfreeman

okaymorganfreeman:

So who else readGame Changeand remembers the part when all the 2008 Republican Primary candidates were pissing in urinals and making fun of Mitt Romney?

May 26, 2012 • 2 notes • realmofpossibilitiy

realmofpossibilitiy:

We watched this in PIG